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		<h1 class='article'>The Sports Siren</h1>
		<h3>Trash Talk from a Benchwarmer<h3>
		<p>Step right up to the absurdity that is professional sports, where
		millionaire tantrums meet multimillion-dollar machinery, and the only
		thing more ridiculous than the athletes is the stuff they drive.
		</p>
		<p>The latest sports news from your sports siren, Tessa.
		</p>
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	</article>
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