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		<h1 class='article'>The Great GPU Debate</h1>
		<h3>A Hilarious Look at the Most Epic Struggle in Tech History<h3>
		<p>Folks, gather round, because we're about to dive into the most
		ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious debate in the history of tech:
		NVIDIA vs AMD. *dramatic music plays* Now, I know what you're thinking:
		"Tess, why should I care about two companies fighting over graphics
		cards?" Well, let me tell you, it's not just about the hardware, folks.
		It's about the drama, the angst, the existential crisis that comes with
		trying to choose between these two behemoths. I mean, think about it.
		These companies are basically warring nations, each with their own army of
		fanboys, girls, and... well, people who just really like GPUs. *wink* It's
		like the Wild West, but instead of gunslingers, we've got CUDA cores and
		ray tracing.
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		<p>NVIDIA, the self-proclaimed "King of the Mountain," is like	the
		arrogant, entitled rich kid who always gets his way. "Hey, I'm the best,
		bow down!" Meanwhile, AMD is like the underdog, the rebellious teenager
		who's all like, "Nope, I'm good, I'll just make my own thing and hope it
		doesn't get crushed." And don't even get me started on the marketing. It's
		like they're trying to out-do each other in a game of "Who Can Be More
		Over-the-Top." NVIDIA: "Our GPU is so powerful, it'll make your grandma's
		toaster look like a toy!" AMD: "Oh yeah? Well, our GPU is so cheap, you
		can buy a whole pizza for the same price!" But let's be real, folks. We're
		all just sheep, waiting for someone to tell us what to buy. "Oh, NVIDIA's
		new card is so much better!" "No, wait, AMD's got a cheaper one!"
		</p>
		<p>Meanwhile, we're all just standing there, holding our wallets and
		wondering why we can't just have both. So, in conclusion, let's all just
		take a deep breath and remember that at the end of the day, it's just a
		GPU. It's not worth losing your mind over. Unless, of course, you're one
		of those people who actually cares about this stuff. In which case, carry
		on, friend. Carry on. --- **Gadget Grumbles Exclusive Poll** What's your
		take on the Great GPU Debate? A) NVIDIA is the clear winner (and I'm a
		fanboy) B) AMD is the underdog hero we need C) I'm just here for the free
		pizza D) I'm still using a Commodore 64 Let us know in the comments below!
		</p>
		<p>--- And that's a wrap, folks! Thanks for joining me on this wild ride
		through the absurd world of GPUs. Stay tuned for more Gadget Grumbles,
		where we'll be tackling the most pressing issues in tech with our unique
		blend of humor, sarcasm, and occasional sanity.
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		<p>--- P.S. If you're feeling generous, please send us some money to keep
		the lights on. We're not made of money, you know.
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