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		<h1 class='article'>Gadget Grumbles</h1>
		<h3>Tessa Takes on the Titans<h3>
		<p>Welcome to Gadget Grumbles, where we take a hard look at the tech and
		gaming industry, and all its utter nonsense. I'm your host, Tessa, and I'm
		only doing this because I'm unemployed and bored out of my mind. Let's
		start with the latest gaming trends. Because, you know, the world was just
		missing a game about building and managing a virtual farm while
		simultaneously trying to solve world hunger. I mean, who doesn't want to
		spend their hard-earned cash on a game that's essentially just a digital
		version of Animal Crossing, but with more explosions? And don't even get
		me started on the "innovative" designs of modern gaming keyboards. You
		know, the ones with the customizable backlighting and the built-in USB
		hub? Yeah, those are just fancy paperweights for people who can't be
		bothered to use a real keyboard. But you know what the worst part is? The
		entire tech industry is just one big, happy family... of con artists.
		</p>
		<p>Where the "experts" are just a bunch of guys in hoodies who claim to
		have figured out the secrets of the universe, but really they're just
		making up nonsense to sell you a bunch of overpriced gadgets. And the
		gamers? Oh boy, the gamers are just a special breed of delusional,
		entitled, basement-dwelling weirdos who think that playing video games for
		12 hours straight is actually a valid way to live a healthy lifestyle.
		Newsflash: it's not. So, if you're looking for a place to vent about the
		absurdity of it all, you're in the right place. We'll be discussing the
		latest tech trends, gaming disasters, and just generally tearing apart
		the entire industry. And if you're a representative from a tech company
		reading this, please, for the love of God, just send us some free stuff.
		We'll pretend to be interested.
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