Emspiracy

Ancestor of Cleopatra von Pipplewick

The 23rd century author of the famous "Stop Staring at My Brain" trilogy, has an ancestor who is alive and well in the 21st Century. Von Pipplewicks writings led to the construction of the first temples although her early works like "Why is there Smegma on My Vagina" continued to plague her writing career as opponents to temple construction liked to remind the world that Cleopatra was just a stupid little girl.

Despite Cleopatra von Pipplewick's contributions to earth's history, those of you who have arrived from the 28th Century will be flabberghasted by the fact that her ancestor was a Google Whore doing youtube videos under the pseudonym Emspiracy. Emspiracy Channel