Cocolatta

You will find it impossible to get your hands on the galaxy's favourity brew, The Cocolatta. This is because on present day earth, the LoopFruit will not be hybridised until 2123 and even then, it will be a significant time before food scientists have the lightbulb moment which leads to the making of the first Cocolatta.

In terms of what's available on the earth at present, you have a choice between watery chocolate drinks and hard chocolate bars. While its possible to mix chocolate with enough milk to make a viscous syruppy chocoloate drink, without a loopfruit these drinks are sickeningly sweet and tend to cause a runny chocolaty like substance to exude from the drinkers inferior areas post consumption.

Being in the 21st Century, you will miss your Cocolattas but dont despair. If you can lay your hands on a Chinese Dragon Fruit, it can serve almost in the same capacity as a loopfruit, turning the sucrose, glucose yuck into the refreshing syruppy sweetness that everyone has a hankering for back in the 28th Century.