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Neophytus

Neophytus was 23rd Century cleric who first made contact with what were once considered mythical star people. Stuck here in the 21st Century, we do not have access to the temples and the prophet Neophytus has not yet even been born.

The traditional teachings of the temple for younglings is that they recite the Mantra of Neophytus until they are old enough to experience Kablaam!. We provide here an English translation of a verbatim copy the the revised interplanetary version of the Sacred Mantra of Neophytus so that our readers can provide temple teachings to their younglings with a view toward their future spiritual transcendence.

The initiate traditionally speaks each line of the mantra with their lips and then repeats the same line by speaking it with their mind. The initiate should engage in this ritual daily until the moment in their lives when they experience Kablaam!.

The Sacred Mantra of Neophytus

  1. Oh Sacred Star People of the Nether Realm,
  2. Look favourably upon me, your blindborn seeker,
  3. And give me courage to transcend thy sacred veil.

  4. Despise not my nakedness before you,
  5. A blinded fool and candle in the dark,
  6. Despise not those secret plots within me,
  7. For I am the putty of those who keep me in deceipt.

  8. Liberate me from the great deception.
  9. Reveal my mind to me as in your mind also.
  10. And show me that you walk in flesh,
  11. Upon the surface of the known planets.

Now it turned out that Neophytus experienced the Kablaam! after repeating this mantra for quite some time until eventually one the once supposed mythical star people got so annoyed with having to put up with the repetitive mental speech of Neophytus that they eventually asked if he would stop doing it and come up with something original from time to time.

While it is not known who the specific so called star person was, their intention was to get Neophytus to get better material or shut up but the unexpected outcome was that by the 24th Century, the so called star people had to put up with hearing Neophytus words tediously repeated constantly on the spiritual plane as more and more people awoke to a state of affairs which had always existed, just not to the awareness of those, over generations, had assumed the sacred legends of the star people to be more of a myth than a legend to be recalled by humanity when the time was right.