Auranos takes complaints very seriously. Like Meta, X, Google and the various other websites which are advertised by media corporations which carry no advertising such as the BBC, we take our commitments to those who want to complain just as serious, if not more so.

We value your privacy so much that we don't even collect your data then lie that we do not profit from divulging your website viewing habits to advertisers and other creepy organisations who want to psychologically manipulate you to believe things which are in their interests that you believe, even if it is total bollocks!

We aim to provide a high standard of content suitable for our intended audience and we recognise that some people may have happenned upon this site and find the content shocking, given that they spent their life in a censored fake reality bubble until they seen this shit.

We make no apology for the use of "bad language" when we use the kind of words that the likes of Justin Trudeau would never use as he slashes the throats of those driven to suicide by the policies of his administration. If you are offended by our use of swear words, fuck off!

As for those of you who are used to the less vernacular language that those who are "ordinary people" in our view use, we will be quite happy to deal with your complaint to a standard comparable to national government bureaucracy. That's how much we care about your complaint.

The Complaints Process

The complaints process begins by you being directed to the contact link in the footer of the website. This link will provide you with email address which is your point of first contact with the website. Emails which are complaints are dealt with by a different department of the website than other emails since we care so much about your complaint, we have a dedicated department to deal with such emails. Such emails must contain the subject line "COMPLAINT" in capital letters. If we receive a complaint which is not so marked, they will be kept on file in our B section for a short period, and then deleted. Please make sure you begin the complaints process by following the correct instructions.

The email should have attached both sides of your driving licence and your national insurance number / social security number / social insurance number / etc, and a statement that you agree to not misrepresent yourself falsely throughout the complaints procedure. If you do not have these documents to photograph or scan, we will accept images of your birth certificate so long as they are accompanied by two proof of addresses which must include a municipal bill of exchange such as a "council tax bill" as they are coloquially known and a second proof of address document from a service provider such as the electric company or your internet service provider.

If you cannot prove your legal identity, we cannot service your complaint.

Having attached the correct documents to the email, the body of the email must begin by a statement that you agree to pay the administration fee for our complaints handling and provide your debit card number, the expiry date and the CVC code so that we can take the fee from your account which will cover the costs of handling your complaint. We promise not to divulge this information to anyone, although we cannot guarantee that your Internet Service Provider or any other machine all along the path will not intercept this information and make more deductions than we will restrict ourselves to taking.

Bear in mind that auranos.org promotes a form of prehistoric currency known as time and effort and the fee in terms of banknote currency will be very much dependent on how much time and effort you put into getting your hands on the money you have at your disposal. You will need to tell us what it is you do in exchange for the proverbial coins you intend to transfer to ourselves. If you work for an organisation which is mostly dependent on funding from those compelled to pay tax, the fee could amount to infinite amounts of bank currency so we would suggest you take up your complaint with your MP or the various others involved in the process of providing the people who do the work with the proverbial left-right lubrication the general elections are all about. If you have infinite money at your disposal, we will take all of it, but obvsiously you are just a minion in a pyramid that is about as transparent as mud and its highly unlikely you can get your hands on infinite money like the central bank of the human cattle farm ensuring your priveleged status. So "speak to your MP" instead and see if they can somehow ban satire from the internet if you dont have infinite money.

It will take the person working in our complaints department an average of three seconds of time and effort to look at your complaint and toss it in the trash bin. We expect to have three seconds worth of your time and effort transferred to us before we will even deal with the complain in this more serious manner. We will estimate the amount of money we will deduct from your account based upon a rough guess about your salary from what you claim your profession is.

If you are unemployed, fuck off, you are a worthless scumbag, one step away from being on the streets like a filthy fucking beggar in this beautiful democratic paradise we live in. We will not even deal with lowlives such as yourself, cadging off the welfare system like a scumbag because you would prefer to avoid being crippled in the wheels of industry while lawyers hold their nose. You are so fucking worthless that we wouldn't even deign to talk to you let alone hear your complaint you smelly piece of shit!

We hope you find this information on making a complaint useful and informative and we look foreward to making the correct deductions from your bank account in the processing of this complaint.

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