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For the Slaves, Of the Slaves, and By the Slaves.
At Auranos.org, we believe in the use of weapons of mass destruction like deductive reasoning and free speech to blow the liars and censorship brigades to smithereens! If you find this website funny, entertaining and educational, please consider donating through the links on the site banner.
What We Do With Donations
If you can afford to make the content creators millionaires, that would be fucking fantastic, as it means we can dedicate more of our time and effort to assisting others to get their heads around the rat race, rather than wasting our time going round the rat race we seek to escape from like everyone else. In addition to this, if you can afford to give us lots of money, we can spend it on booze and poon and the various things that we all get up to until we are married with kids wondering how we ended up hung by the noose of a mortgage compelling us to engage in immoral behaviours in our everyday jobs while the kids are being looked after by government licenced strangers.
If you cant afford to make us millionaires, then please donate something. Instead of spending an hour of your time and effort at work to buy some junkfood, buy a sirloin stake instead and send us the difference with a thankyou note saying "thanks for your time and effort providing us with the wisdom that all the lunatics round about us seem to just not notice".
Even the unemployed can donate something. Two pence from a beggar is worth more to us than a thousand pounds from a millionaire, however if you dont do bitcoin, bear in mind that only "THE SYSTEM" gets anything if you do it by paypal. So if you are a dirty fucking scumbag piece of shit who cant afford to donate a pound or more, keep reading, but dont even bother giving them a penny because we wont see it, and its our time and effort before any transactions take place.
We are effectively an unregistered charity and wehave no intention of registering with "THE SYSTEM" at all. If you are looking for a hand out, at the current time, we are totally skint ourselves. We can maybe assist you to get your head above the undulating bullshit but the idea we can feed you when we can barely pay the rent is, at this time, a total fucking absurdity.
Sorry.
If you believe you live in a free country and just cant work out all the contradictions that the more adept people round about you seem to navigate through so well, you may be at the lowest levels of "THE SYSTEM" that we call SLAVERY!
Auranos, blowing your small minded tiny little planet to smithereens!
DISCLAIMER - This Website if not for Television Junkies
This website contains information which may or may not be fake news. If you feel competent enough to decide for yourself whether the information on this website is true or false, then you are hereby permitted to peruse its contents.
We have no evidence whatsoever that Independent Fact Checkers have a conscience, so if you feel you should consult them or the various corporations they depend on for their funding, we take no responsability for how offended you are at the content on this website.
We are a collective of one to many people sharing and presenting their own views on the way the world actually is from our own marginalised perspective on a website which will no doubt be denounced as heresy and banned from any type platform which expects its websites to receive product placement on the BBC.
We are not racist, sexist, leftist, rightist, communist, capitalist, papist, islamist, nationalist extremist, but something deleted and forgotten, perhaps unnoticed by the young who have not yet found the stone lost at the beginning of time. If you are into a bit of social injustice when no one is watching, we are the fucking devil!
WE ARE PEDOPHILES!
Are you sure you want to even associate with us, given our bold bold claim to be so EVIL! Go on and trundle off to protect your vanity you scarlet whore! We do not want your kind of filth to see this content. We are right into a bit of felial love for children which is what a pedophile does best. If you are a young adult, we will touch you in places so intimate, you will wish you got your arse raped by Jimmy Fucking Saville. We will fix it for you to make sense of this bizarre fake reality show where 2 + 2 cannot equal 5 simply because the government said so.
If you feel like you are having your arse raped every fucking day, come and get your arse raped by us instead. We promise to provide better lubricant than any politician can so that you can at least laugh as you get fucked from the left and fucked from the right in ways the nonce hunters are just to thick to fucking notice.
Robobabies are welcome! We are here to break your programming from a world gone wild! Some of you might be offended at out mentally ill belief that you aren't just a piece of meat but a human soul being deceived by the big wide world!
HERE BE DRAGONS!
This site is not for the faint of the heart, my fellow human cattle. Our terms and conditions are too long and legally complicated for you to even read and since they are subject to change as we see fit, we just couldn't be bothered writing any. We have a weird view on what "the law" is and it doesn't neccessary equate to the toilet roll manufactured daily by "the lawmakers" of your local slave plantation.
On this site there is laughter in the tragedy that the sell outs fucks create and its a laughter that they hate. That's their problem, not yours. By jove, the very crucifiers of the gospel Christ will denounce us as the pagans, so dont be put off by our laughter in this tradgedy of THEIR shite, we all have to dig through to find the diamonds of freedom that the empty promisses will never deliver. Their hippocrissy can be seen as unconscious satyre they all exhibit while laughing at their slapstick humour putting themself above the weak. Auranos stands shoulder to shoulder with Deogenes laughing at them all!
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If you see a SKULL on one of the links its a WARNING. These articles aren't just lengthy and boring but contain information about things going on in the world that might sicken you. If you are just here for a "giggle at the tories", you probably dont want to read these articles and you really should be donating as these kind of gruesome horrors are dangerous to discuss and an ugly aspect of reality which the content providers look into on your behalf.
Those who are doing okay for themself will discourage you from consuming content like this as it takes on board alot of information that those who are doing okay want you to deem as "outrageous conspiracy theories". For example, if the Mujahadeen were a CIA sponsored terrorist organisation to hold back Soviet expansion in Afghanistan, and they were responsible for the events of 9/11, only an idiot could condemn those saying "inside job", but such people are suppressed from having free speech with their views hated and ignored by people who have never heard them who have been trained to put such people in the pigeon hole of "Conspiracy Theorist".
As for what the truth is, regarding European Integration, 9/11, Brexit, Covid-19, the JFK assasination and other big events that the slaves were banned from freely discussing in the emerald green paradise that the Wonderful Wizard of Oz's illusion has them trapped in, we do not theorise that there may be a conspiracy as we see the vipers and constrictors with our own eyes wriggling from side to side as new techniques of slavery and servitude are being introduced to sweep the truth beneath the carpet from one generation to the next.
They will want to Malcolm X this website and I must look like some absurd "Whitey" to the black people who are waking up to just how fucked up this whole wide world really is. I am not a race traitor because they are doing it to us all, every fucking day, and when you see the power of the devils, some of your enemies will be those of your own household, and it is my advice that you get out from under them and free yourself as best you can!
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The "anti-semitic diatribes" and "anti-muslamic word salads" on this site are separated into categories. Don't worry about our attempts to radicalise extremists in our hate speech against the latest bloody massacres being sold to you in the subliminals of the BBC and their fellow "great protectors", you were only reading the writings of lunatic nutty conspiracy theorists just to laugh at how weak and stupid we all are as we leap into the breach of the no mans land, swords blazing like the zarathustrian fires that never die ... apart from when we are masturbating, or sitting on the toilet, because, well ... QQ ... its a bit embarrassing isn't it?