What We Know and What We Think We Know and What We Think We Do Not Know about John Magufuli but will say some shit about him anyway now he is dead just like alot of people were saying alot of shit about him while he wasnt dead yet. Great experts made some shit up about him and I know absolutely nothing about him so I am a greater expert than they are so pardon my satire at his links with a terrorist organisation but Loa-nd-Behold who am I, not Tanzanian to recommend one way or the other on the protective services of the alleged terror of all terrors of the ancients. A ghostly agency of spooks and spies operating through a secret network unseen by those who look at the photograph of Magufuli and can almost find themself looking in a mirror while saying "Muthafucka!"

John Magufuli was friendly with a secret terrorist organisation in Tanzania known as the Zangbeto. The Zangbeto are said to have a claim to all the wealth in Tanzania and are said to have controlling interests in significant amounts of this claim. Whether it is their dark skin tones or some other specialised means they have developed, they are said to have incredible ability to conceal themselves easily and travel by secret means known only to members of the secret Zangbeto secret terrorist organisation.

The Zangbeto terrorist organisation denies they are a terrorist organisation claiming that they are infact the victims of false accusation from those who did not take account of the possibility that the Zangbeto terrorist organisation existed. They claim its not their fault that people are scared of things they didnt see. They didnt do anything wrong just by being somewhere people couldnt see.

An anonymous person who encountered the Zangbeto describes the moment as terrifying and tells how he found himself stripped naked inside some kind of one way mirrored cage which he did not realise he was in where the Zangbeto and others could see him but he could not know he was being seen. The man claims there are Zangbeto have a pit of crocadiles where whole tribes have been eaten and rather than feed the people in the cages to the crocadiles, the people in the cages have arrived in the cages from being inside the crocadiles where there are still many tribes to be pulled out yet. The man claims the Zangbeto saved him from living inside a crocadile which had eaten his family and he prayed that the Zangbeto would rescue others from the crocadiles which the wise Zangbeto trap in secret caves that the man could not describe. Looking at his clothing, he appears as any other Tanzanian, not particularly wealthy or handsome but just getting by like mostly everyone else.

The anonymous person who was saved from both an epidemic and faulty medicine by the terrorist organisation claims he seen John Magafuli in a meeting with senior members of the gang. They were giving him advice he was seeking on how best to deal with a new pestilence threatening Tanzania and following their advice, he brought Tanzania unscathed through a period of both pestilence and faulty medicine by recommending traditional Tanzanian remedies to rumours and fixes for pestilence and other issues which arose from that. Magafuli died on the 17th of March 2021 of a heart attack which some allege to be connected to his heart having a really cool rhythm due perhaps to an attack by the Zangbeto earlier in his life. A carefully tipped dart fired from a particular direction using methods known only to the wardogs gang inside the Zangbeto is capable of altering a mans life for the better whereas the latest technologies rejecting the traditional ways can alter a mans life to its end.

Some older people in Tanzania believe that the terrorist organisation are a kind of secret police force which protects Tanzanians from war, famine, pestilence, death and such like. Many don't believe the terrorist organisation even exists and laugh at the old foolish ideas that something that cant be seen couldnt possibly exist. As a white man with a global public image of the enslaver of africans, the devastator of native americana, the warrior on terrorist and opium warrior, it is only fair that I should describe what would be perceived as the white mans view that the Zangbeto are a terrorist organisation as they seem to have branches in every tribe in the world. There are legends which are Loa than that.

In the history where it might be said that this has been a panic of the vaccinated, Magafuli is a hero!

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