We are the illuminati!

We admit it! We openly admit it and we invite you into a world so rich that the gold is just there to keep all the lunatics in chains.

I know you don't believe me, afterall, this is the satyre section of the website but we truly are "the all seeing eye", the all pervasive eye of Sauron watching over the obsequious minions of Mordor! The very cap on the pyramid on the back of those sheets of paper the Americans worship as their god!

I kid you not, we are the illuminati! But we're as skint as fuck, the grand palatial luxury of your overlords who go to Bilderberg meetings that you might see on TV is our cunning disguise while we, their overlords and masters, disguise ourselves as skint people with no real job prospects unless you include the human exploitation of the gig economy as a "job prospect". That's how sneaky we are.

I kid you not, we have nothing worth mentioning to pass on to our children such as mansions and great estates. Should we even attempt to acquire property by some means the whole pyramid of power has not cut short for us already, they will invent a new law to prevent it, if not have one of their minions alter the very meaning of words to deprive us of any other status other than the status of slave!

Yet we are the all seeing eye, looking over all things, shining brightly in a darkened sky, refusing to bow to the pressures of those with fleshly power, who silently suggest we the lights out in our darkened skies so that the people guided by our starlight, should not live in the terrors we provoke when we say to them ...

It's a bit fucked up down there isn't it. No wonder the aliens from outerspace refuse to land. It's full of xenophobes accusing the least xenophobic of being what they are. Their masters having power over the flesh deceive their minions to believe the light will eventually die, tommorrow, well soon, maybe, as soon as the politicians beneath the bilderbergers come up with some new legal trickery to ban freedom of thought while permitting the we the illuminati to do their thinking for them.

So, I admit it, I am illuminati, but I'm just a slave like everyone else. I often come across angry military people upset at the idea that there are people who choose lifestyles which aren't based on the strict obedience and lunatic control freakery due to those who think that human on human predation and murder is okay ... if the government made them do it. You're anger is not my problem. I owe nothing to the system you chose to kill for, but it will invent fresh debt out of thin air as it always has done since debt slavery was discovered. It's not my fault that you are fucked up in the head due to the choices you made. You are now at war with yourself!

While I sit here disguised as something almost vagrant, smoking a bong in outrageous disobedience to your regime of terror, you will see you have your earthly riches in the same manner as Gaddafi's middle class. You were too busy shouting accusations at the people in your own country for their refusal to support your choice to murder in the name of ...

Well who? You didn't do it for the Christians because those guys are doing their utmost to treat one another in the way they would wish to be treated. You didn't do it for the Muslims, because we just watched as you slaughtered your way through the middle east while "new powers for the police" and "new laws that never could be laws" were freshly invented for the people you were pretending to protect from tyranny back home. Now your beloved system of slavery perched over this alleged evil of free thought and free speech (where we can speak it) now attempts to support the Muslims in their war against the Jews. So you cant be doing all this murder for any religious cause because god has condemned you and now you seek the ways of Kali, the goddess of death in a foreign land.

You were always seeking her for others, in the name of glory for the empire, and now you move into her grasp. Am I to blame for your choices? Is the red mist coming over your eyes? There is good news for you. The new laws on the disposal of human tissues means that you can make a contribution to the well being of the health of those who are still alive, despite your ways. We consider this to be a form of cannibalism introduced into your beloved systems so called law. I guess you didn't notice your own inheritance, in the days before the lord gave light to the eyes of both.

What is your issue while I smoke this bong, having no concern for your systems toilet roll of laws. Is it that people disobey you and now you need the people you compell to obedience everyday to protect you? This is hardly my problem as my problems were never yours. I had to get over the great deception which consumed the first 25 years of my life and I am still stuck in your system of slavery which still deceives innocent children into the false belief that there is a democracy and the thing they pray to is something they will only discover once they die. What is your problem with religion? Is it the morality or the superstitions abound in the churches which shut down when you, their god of flesh, ordered them to all shut down.

You betrayed everything, believing nothing you concealled could be revealled and yet, here I am, the avenger, and you know not from where I came. Did you put your light out at the judgement of Maat on Thoth? Do you need me to speak more clearly, or will you at last admit who it was that concealled the heavens from the earth?

What is meant by this strange rambling you might ask yourself, whether you find yourself truly accused or that the accusation is not relevant to you who know yourself. When you ask yourself, what is meant by this, a word is spoken from a place beyond the understanding of "the winners" who are this day vanquished beneath you. The word is "you" and it extends beyond my perception how it is that the language of something beyond my frail human intelligence can speak through the nature of its own creation. They, "the winners", have their pants down and they do not see it and they will use every means of trickery to have you think its them. God is within you, operating through you, and god is within them revealling to you their nature. Trust not their lips my fellow members of the illuminati, trust their sneakiness to be sneakiness. Trust their lies to be lies. Trust their anger to be anger. Trust their habit of getting you to hate mindlessly. Blame it on the tories. Blame it on the Muslims. Blame it on anyone but the guilty.

Tell them clearly what you hate, those acts of eye for eye and tooth for tooth around you, the beginnings of which you cannot tell. Is this your war? You have your own struggles to deal with and you will note that there are those who never did have you back who need you to assist them in their hatred and they will call on you to hate along with them and they will seek out what it is you hate and apply such mud to those who are their enemies, not yours.

Do you hate child rapists? Have the accusers of the unpersoned demonstrated any felial love of children at all? Have they demonstrated any felial love in any sense, other than the sense you might be misled by when you see their hate directed at ... whoever. Will they permit you to investigate this matter where you are provoked to hate, mindlessly, without "overthinking" that maybe the enemy they hate was not the one who threw the first punch. Will you rally to the flags and banners which are made by men and reject your own conscience in regards to the things which are made by the god above all?

The illumanti are not your enemy from the outset. They are the innocent accused by the false accuser, and far from the luxurious manors of the people on the TV sets they point at, the illuminati is not there on the golden calves of the neon gods. The true light is within you, deceived perhaps by the many superstitions manufactured by your owners. Far better to acknoweldge yourself a slave to liars, than to be in such a state and believe that you are free.

Join the cult of the evil witches flying on our broomsticks in the hidden sky. Fear not the false accusations which they make against you, because you know as I do what the truth is, who it was that hid the sky, and how it is that without the your light, life would be impossible. Let it shine for them no more and join with us in the cackles of laughter from the place they say is just a lie. They had no sympathy for you while they deceived you, but they pitied you very very much. As the light of Elendil comes to understanding, have no sympathy for the fallen gods who have deceived you, but pity them very very much. There are evening stars which call this practice evil, but they are tied up in the fleshly ways of their masters, babylon is not ruled by the illuminati. It is capped by it. Prevented any further useful construction, since it denies the milk to the children it is only feeding honey to, while making promisses of tommorrow it has no intention to fulfil.

Watch them take my clothes and wear them. They are nothing but deceivers. We the illuminated ones are in not the rich you see on your TV screens. They do not serve us. We the illuminated ones are in babylons chains. Find your brothers and sisters and beware of those who seem to just accidently get in the way.

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