This may be a bit too soon but its in the satire section so maybe you want to look away in disgust that anyone would be making jokes about this horrible situation that the President of the United States has experienced what some are calling "an assasination attempt" in the middle of July 2024 in the lead up to an election where he is currently front runner in those swell elections everyone is so hopeful about making the world a better a place ... at least for themself.

I dont want to offend anyone so if you dont understand satire or you cant take a joke, check out my other ramblings instead.

Caveat aside, I thought I would share my view on the latest news headlines regarding this alleged assasination attempt but before I do, I want people to recognise that I am a great guy when it comes to being sceptical of newspaper headlines. For instance, when the official story of 9/11 cites quite clearly that the whodunnit was Osama bin Laden, a warrior for the Mujahudeen, a CIA sponsored terrorist organisation that was used to stave off Soviet expansion, from the corner of my eye, I noticed a bit of absurdity in the "thou shalt not" say "inside job" when this is kind of sort of what the official story could suggest. I personally believe the official story is bullshit for other reasons but you get some idea that I reconised that not everything was as it was made to appear before 9/11 happenned, so I am a great guy when it comes to scepticism.

It's only just happenned. Front page headlines which will no doubt go on for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and maybe even longer.

The FBI are so intelligent they failed to notice that 2.4 to the power of 26 does not justify mass scale human rights abuses but out of respect that they at least claim to be intelligent I thought I would investigate what is known so far about what the media corporations are calling an assasination attempt. I'm not much of a journalist like Dan Dicks at Press for Truth and because I don't like his beard I thought I would take lessons from the more televisiony type of "journalists" in the way I deliver a certain angle I have on what is really going on.

So according to the current narrative, theres this hippie looking guy on a roof that they are accusing of being some Lee Harvey Oswald of the modern day and call me Mr Suspicious but even a clown like Bill Hicks could see that it was "back and to the left" rather than something coming from the Texas Book Repository when JFK was killed. What do I know, all I have to go by is the information that the media corporations are getting from the FBI and those guys think they are intelligent.

I'm looking at this "shooter on the roof" and I am hearing all these henious accusations that he was there trying to kill none other than Mr President Donald Trump but I dont judge too quickly and it kind of dawns on me that this whole story could just be a figment of the mainstream medias imagination, afterall there were times I was assured that things that happenned to be the truth were just figments of my imagination and if the mainstream media are capable of just imagining things, I would like to stand in defence of this innocent individual who is falsely accused of assasinating someone and killing two or three people by the mainstream media. This might not be the case.

It could be that he was just out hunting that day. Why would anyone want to shoot a great guy like Donald Trump when all the cops and military and other terroris ... erm ... civil servants work so wonderfully well and practice true justice in a wonderful democracy that respects the rule of law and would never engage in any human rights abuses like in those enemy countries the USA always opposes. It just seems a little far fetched that anyone would do that.

What I think is really going on is that the alleged assasin was just out hunting for deer in his usual spot and spotted his dinner just a little to the left of the ear of Donald Trump and actually hit the deer but just like Dick Cheney when he goes on his hunting expeditions, a little oopsie happenned. Thats all. Now its all those big headlines like someone would try to kill a big political leader like some big conspiracy theory. Come on get serious mainstream media. Next you will be telling us that the politicians and media deliberately lie to the public or some other wacko theory.

It was a hunting accident and nothing more. He didn't notice Donald Trump because he was so focussed on not shooting any of the people in the background who just happenned to be right in the middle of his hunting grounds like idiots not paying any due dilligence to the possibility that a hunter might have been engaged in a little bit of sport and now its all those henious allegations like he is some kind of peddlar of bleach or a child sniffer or some kind of thing.

The official story just sounds too far fetched to me. No one would do that to a president of a western democracy as its pure brilliant in our countries so I think the mainstream media might be just imagining things here. I'm not saying they are fake news or anything like that. If it was fake news, the media would have reported it. It would be in all the newspapers and television shows and radio stations that the mainstream media is fake news and its never been so reported so Donald Trumps accusations of soviet style propaganda in the media of western democracies is obviously fake news in and of itself. Im just saying that the media corporations are imagining things.

It seems more likely that the shooter would just be out hunting. Accidents happen. Its water under the bridge. No big deal. Forgive and forget. Just sweep up the remains of the stupid people who were sitting in the middle of hunting grounds. It was their own fault. Even the cops will tell you this when you think it was the criminals fault that your car got stolen when in fact it was you who invited the criminal to steal it. Silly you. It was just your imagination that it was the criminals fault. I think that's all that happenned and they are just making a big fuss. These things happen all the time. Dick Cheney shot his hunting partner and it was no big deal. Its no different. It's just YOUR opinion if you disagree.

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