There is a wealth of evidence available on TV and other sources of information from media corporations that man has indeed landed on the moon.

We do not deny that there is plenty of evidence suggesting that there have been men on the moon. To us, it is bleeding obvious that there is a man on the moon, because when we look at the moon, even those as cynical as we are can see the face of the man on the moon quite clearly. We do not deny that there is a man on the moon.

The moon landings take place during the cold war which emerged at the time George Orwells novel describes as the moment when the war narrative switched in his semi-biographical novel 1984. In the novel, he describes the moment from within the belly of the beast when "the war was with Eurasia" (Nazi Germany) and then suddenly "the war was with Eastasia", the Soviet Union. It's an interesting state of affairs to look into how it was that immediately after the end of World War II, the victorious allies started attacking one another in the same gruesome manner the earthlings have been battering seven sides shit out of one another since the last time they had a book burning. (Watch this space!)

The cold war was a comparitively peaceful era for the poor earthlings in the joy camps of slavery and servitude compelled to slaughter one another since time immemorial for the glory of their emperors expansionist wars. As both sides played spy versus spy to paperclip the Nazi rocket scientists into schemes of bribery and blackmail for better technology to blow everyone to smithereens, it was the evil commies who came up with the idea before the capitalist pigs to put a manmade satelite into space. (Auranos.org has no independent confirmation that there are any satelites up there, but we do see aeroplanes which could also fulfil a similar function).

So the story goes that evil commies sent a satelite sputnik into outer space, which must have been a terrifying state of affairs for the capitalist pigs since they now had flying machines made by the evil commies flying above them making them look a bit primitive to their slaves, in comparison to the evil commies now celebrating the wonderful wizardry of Karl Marx, quite unaware of the Emerald City phenomenon pointed by the biggest Baum of all.

Thus began the space race. Instead of using the intercontintal ballistic missile technology to blow the world to smithereens, they were now in a race to wave their dicks at one another by claiming they were the least primitive earthlings on the planet. They had no idea, and probably still have no idea, that Deogenes the simple was watching them from inner space since before their time began.

After a few sputniks were launched as the capitalist pigs were getting in a fluster, the commie bastards slaughtered one of man's best friends "Laya" as they sent the first dog into space in their endless pursuit of power. The evil commies were making the capitalist pigs look bad and no one had even noticed that the canine kebab laya was in fact the first animal in outerspace! The wolves had played a blinder on the monkeys and made it into outer space before everyone while the monkeys argued quite violently about who among them were the fittest. Albert II was a Rhesus monkey who made it into space on a US vehicle and unlike Laya, survived the hostile environment of outerspace but the hominids on the capitalist pig slave plantations did and oops-a-daisy on the parachutes, turning Albert into a Rhesus monkey pancake on landing. In those days, the average hominid was still smarter than their animals. For example, the horses used to carry men who sat on trailers rather than the way it has become today.

With their heads stuck firmly up their arse, cheered on by the many slave hominids who preferred the idea of a spacerace to a nuclear bomb being dropped in their living room while they were watching a soap opera, the capitalist pigs and evil commies continued to their abuses against one another over who had the biggest dicks when it came to space travel.

The next move was to get a high ranking slave hominids into outerspace first. The evil commies did it again with Uri Gagarin but allegedly, and maybe Deogenes knows something about this, there was a "Comrade Illyushin" who had been floating around the stars before Comrade Gagarin had even been "volunteered" for the mission by his owners.

Another first for the evil commies drove the capitalist pigs so mad they just decided they would take a leap in technology as if science and engineering progress worked according to the sci-fi programms indoctrinating the sheeple by the magic of television. JFK, likely shot by Vietnam veterans regretting their abuse of the hippies who were dodging the draft, having to take over their own country just to continue to exist, announced that the USA would be sending a man to the moon.

The evil commies were well aware that a promise is worth nothing until it is fulfilled, since the whole Russian currency system was built on the empty promise that Russian banknotes were worth anything more than any other banknote in the world : Sweet Fuck All! Nice pictures though! Who would part with their own labour for them if it wasn't for the fear of death by starvation for not having any of these worthless pieces of paper printed by the state for its own use, rather than anything useful for the slaves compelled by state sponsored violence to have them. They considered putting a man on the moon themself, but just couldn't be bothered, quite content with the "man on the moon" that everyone had been seeing on the moon since pre-history.

After a few crowd pulling events on space travel had shifted enough of the latest must have consumer gadgets from GEC warehouses in the form of TV sets, the Apollo 11 rocket was launched into outerspace and without even noticing or taking account of the deadly Van Allen Radiation Belt discovered later, the Neil Armstrongs in the bubble suits took their first step for a man and a giant leap for mankind into total industrialised deception.

We, the children of the 70s, began life looking up to adult hominids who had never considered the possibility that the total strangers on their televisions could possibly be lying. Whatever the fuck happenned to their minds is beyond me as its like talking to a black hole when you attempt to reason with them even today. The television was their gods, the most highly authoritive beacon of truth in the galaxy. More truthful than their political party. More truthful than their churches and much more truthful than the god of the dead they hope to go to when they die, having deceived the whole world about the living which hears our prayers.

The newsworthiness of the event suggests that the media corporations had independent verification that the moon landings were real and there is actually some evidence that they did have: Who placed the camera that took the footage of Neil Armstrong making the first footstep? Those CNN journalists who found Osama bin Laden for interview when the CIA couldn't find him anywhere, may have been up there before Neil Armstrong putting their camera in place just before he landed.

If you have a high enough IQ, you suffer from the disability that you notice little details like photoshopped clouds on NASAs latest photo of the earth and you live in a world where half the planet wont believe you because their "authorities" have told them to hate and ignore you. Poor Mr Spock, living in a world of comparative Ferengi sneakily deceiving the whole world in pursuit of greed and power. It's life Jim, but not as they know it!

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